This week’s cover image for Jim Schutze’s piece on Rick Perry: how the “Texas Miracle” is a complete fantasy.
How does one explain the follicle-by-follicle perfection of Gov. Rick Perry’s imperturbable man-mane? Where does his mega-watt smile and its rows of pearly whites come from? Braces? No, silly. They come from God. God spoke, and Perry was born a man of uncommon comeliness. That, Friends of Unfair Park, is Creationism.
But contrary to what Perry is saying on the campaign trail, it isn’t taught in Texas public schools."